I really, really, rally enjoy feeling you kick me 24/7 but could you PLEASE give my right ribs a break? Constantly having a foot shoved in them is not fun. I am quickly running out of room for you and can no longer sit in an normal position at work since you like that right side.
Any cooperation you could give would be great. I can only imagine you minding me this well once you are on the outside.
I can dream right?